Can you send me nudes? Just kidding ;)

I am so lucky that I didn’t grow up in the iPhone generation. I would have totally been that teenager who’d send nude pics to boyfriends, or just any boy who caught my eye.

I do take them for my husband from time to time. It empowers me to send them at weird times, like when he’s at a poker game or a doctor’s appointment. I don’t know why.

But, when he reciprocates? Ew, gross. I’ve never seen a flattering dick pic. I try to be polite and respond with something complimentary like, “Ohh, look at that. . .bad boy.” I’m clearly terrible at dirty talk.

Nice article. I enjoyed your writing. xo

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