My writing is chaotic. I was told that as an insult years ago, but now I take it as a compliment. It's my voice.
I tend to write those murmurs in the back of my head. Those are my authentic truths.
For example, let's talk about apples. I could say, "I bit into an apple."
Or, in my chaos, I would say, "I bit into an apple, which I don't really like but I buy them to put in a fruit basket on my kitchen island so visitors will think I'm super healthy."
That's actually true. I throw away rotten apples weekly. And, I just know that someone out there does too.
Your writing is so awesome. It's funny, smart and crisp. I don't care if it's not your truth. Whatever it is, I'm along for the ride. Especially if Melania gets some dialogue.