My writing is chaotic. I was told that as an insult years ago, but now I take it as a compliment. It's my voice.

I tend to write those murmurs in the back of my head. Those are my authentic truths.

For example, let's talk about apples. I could say, "I bit into an apple."

Or, in my chaos, I would say, "I bit into an apple, which I don't really like but I buy them to put in a fruit basket on my kitchen island so visitors will think I'm super healthy."

That's actually true. I throw away rotten apples weekly. And, I just know that someone out there does too.

Your writing is so awesome. It's funny, smart and crisp. I don't care if it's not your truth. Whatever it is, I'm along for the ride. Especially if Melania gets some dialogue.

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